Topless Sunbathing!

Well well,

Whiling time away at work again. I still don't know what we did before we got the internet here. We probably had to talk to one another, shock horror.

But on my travels through cyberspace I dicovered WackyInventions.com which was good for a laugh. Most of it, as I'm sure you can probably guess, was utter pants. Some of them litterally were pants! Flatulence Deoderisor my arse, if you'll excuse the pun.

So I enjoyed myself looking at some of these peoples' brain farts until I spotted something that, worryingly, struck me as fantastic idea. Topless sandals.

"Topless Sandals?!" I hear you cry. Go on please cry it, its so much better with audience participation. Yes my friends topless sandals. Basically they consist of a strapless flip flop, available in a variety of sizes and designs, that you stick to the soles of your feet. The stickiness is guarenteed to last a year and doesn't transfer anything to your feet. Supposed the guy came up with the idea to simulate walking barefoot but while still protecting the soles of your feet. As much as I do enjoy walking barefoot, I seriously doubt that slapping a slice of adhesive rubber to the bottom of your foot will accurately simulate it!

No the bit that got me was no more funny funny tan lines on your feet. Now this confused me only on the line that I don't even normally think about tanning. I don't sit around attempting to get a tan, they just kind of happen as I wander around business as usual. But the concept of not having strap marks on my feet had me interested. Then I discovered a demonstration video... I just had to share it with you!


Well, TTFN you scrummy bundles of love fluff!