I now live in a house. Not that I didn't before, but this one's in Wales. I have all unboxed everything, except the printer. My printer still lives in its box. For some reason when packing in the summer it must have felt like a fantastic idea to put my toothbrush charger in the printer box. I spent ages looking for it and had given up when I saw a white cable poking out the printer box.
Well Cat, Kiera, Sarah and I all live in perfect harmony in a house that Anthea Turner would alsmost be proud to call home. We spent two and a half hours scrubbing the oven clean. Now we're not going to make it dirty - merely because we then promptly discovered it doesn't work. So we're getting a new shiny beautiful one. Till then we're eating things that are microwaveable or hobable. We also discovered that we couldn't get broadband because the previous portugese tennants paid none of their bills (apparently they didn't get enough happy breaking things and not cleaning others). So Kiera has spoken to BT three times, twice requesting a call back and then the final call in which we finally proved that we aren't portugese and we will pay our bills. Somehow arranging us being allowed the internet involves speaking to SEVEN separate departments of BT. Terrific.
We seem to spend much time with music TV playing, which is how we have made a glorious discovery. Well a discovery, and two epiphanies; but one thing at a time. Meatloaf covered Celine Dion's 'All coming back to me' and did a bang up job:
Epiphany the First: Meatloaf and Celine Dion should do a duet - possibly of 'It's all coming back to me'.
Epiphany the Second: Meatloaf and Celine Dion can't do a duet - they are the same person!
Not entirely sure how we came about that last one but it made sense at the time.
We also have to construct a board of humourousness - random sayings from the "House of Storm plus Alex". Today's selection "...more porous than a penguin."
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I HAVE A SMALL CURTAIN!!!!
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